Sunday, January 13, 2008

EPL 13/1/2008 - Sunderland vs Portsmouth

Now, I'm sure there are many waiting for a live commentary and play by play of this EPL 13/1/2008 game between Sunderland vs Portsmouth, because there are at least more than 50,000 soccer fans from each area even though most soccer fans in the world do not really know these teams and when they try to find out, it is mostly for a match analysis or preview so that they would know the odds of each team. Not only am I to provide live radio telecast and commentary of this game, the match analysis and odds preview can also be ascertained by reading my own preview of this game.

Now we all know Sunderland will make a quick return to the Championship, and if you are still doubtful of that and dreaming that Roy Keane can provide a miracle, think again just check out what happens during the live commentary it will be a sordid affair with Sunderland struggling to make any attack of note and defending like your Grade 3 students (not that there aren't any good kids around but you get the drift). Roy Keane also does not talk to any players of his that cannot play football and that just about means the whole team so you know that Sunderland will go into every game not knowing what exactly they need to do, how to play and what tactics to enforce. They just know that if they don't play well, they'll get a roasting from Roy Keane. Sunderland have tried hard to bring in quality players from the transfer market but you have to question the manager's ability to rate players because they have Michael Chopra as their key forward and now supposed rapist Johnny Evans there for a mentoring program (betcha didn't know Sunderland was a rehab center as well eh), no decent player wants to join Sunderland so that leaves Roy Keane with nothing to sign because after all he only wants players who really want to play for the club.

What about Portsmouth? They still have their favorite manager in Harry Redknapp who decided not to drink from the poison chalice and stay at the south coastal team so that he could walk his dogs in peace. Now that was the key reason provided each time when news of him tied to the Newcastle job was reported, before he said he couldn't bear to leave his team that he built at Portsmouth. That perhaps explains why he is happy with mid table results and the occasional European appearance or two. And probably why they can't do much at home, can't score, can't defend, maybe all the players had a long night out walking the dogs. But away aha! That's where they are a different team altogether. Harry Redknapp has more focus and the team plays fluid attacking soccer although you wonder how the many players missing due to African Nations Cup would affect them. Just find out during a live commentary and radio telecast of the game.

This would be a straightforward match analysis and preview of Sunderland vs Portsmouth except that one team really needs the points while the other is just playing to stay in mid-table in the English Premier League. The live commentary and radio telecast play by play will reveal more but I believe Portsmouth should walk away with at least a share of the points, if not more.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

what a load of shite

Anonymous said...

Well, excellent predictions there all round! Being from the North East I like to see all my local teams do well, and just love it when moronic people like yourself totally try to gloss over the fact you know nothing about footbal by trying to be a little controversial and "funny". Stick to what you do best matey, go flip me a burger!