Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Champions League 23/10 - Powerful Manchester United Saunters To Away Win

The bratty bullies of Manchester have won again, this time away at Ukraine vs Dynamo Kiev in the Champions League on Tuesday. Wayne "Bulldog" Rooney, Rio "Junkie" Ferdinand and Cristiano "Diver" Ronaldo all scored as they made light work of their mediocre opponents.

At the end of the game, that old hag Ferguson was once again waxing lyrical over his young Devils and how their growing maturity ensured the team was never in trouble and another victory in the return match would seal their passage to the next round.

It's great to see a flowing United side in fine fettle so early in the season and dispatching opponents with ease. It only raises hope that they might run out of steam later in the season and limp to an end with tears.

Bullies shouldn't be allowed in the Beautiful Game, and that should start with the United Bullies of Manchester.

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